Reason #754 I Will Not Receive "Mother of the Year" Award...

Baby toddles over to me chewing something. The rest is in his hand. I scream and swoop it out of his mouth. It looks like cat food. Regurgitated cat food.

Yes. My baby ate cat puke.

I will end this post here so you can take a moment to throw up a little in your mouth.

But hey, if my cousin's kid can survive licking a dumpster, what's a little cat puke going to hurt?